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Sara Farrell Baker is a blogger and a staff writer for Scary Mommy, working from home when it doesn’t have a weird smell. When Sara was pregnant with her and her husband Adam’s first child, she decided to start No Purple Walls to share her expertise in being really bloated and buying a lot of crap. Since then, she has had that baby and a whole other baby, and she spends her days making sure they don’t make her cats and dog too angry. She does not spend her days keeping her house clean or washing her hair. Pretty gross over here.

If you like good-natured complaining and awful-natured swearing, you are home, Sweet Child. If you like buying things, you will occasionally like it over here. If you like cutesy Pinterest tutorials and pictures of perfect nurseries and recipes for smoothies made of wheat grass and magic beans, I’m not sure how you got here but take a look around; you might enjoy it here? Sometimes I make things. Sometimes I bake. It’s not often, but I’m not going to lie to you and pretend it never happens.

You can find more of Sara’s work on websites like Scary Mommy, Huffington Post, and Your Tango. In 2016, she was a member of the Baltimore cast of Listen to Your Mother. She is a 2017Β BlogHer Voices Of The Year honoree. She is also featured in the Scary Mommy e-book Congratulations, You’re Pregnant! And… Now What?