Today is the day that I wash my hair. So I am procrastinating that shit as hard as I can. Also, yesterday and the day before were the official days that I was to wash my hair. But I really successfully procrastinated that shit SO HARD. I will probably be washing my hair in four more days.
When I say I hate washing my hair and I imply that is has been a long long time since the last time I washed my hair, just know two things.
1. Yes, it has been a really long time since I washed my hair. I would say it has been embarrassingly long, but I am not embarrassed so I can’t say that. I am mostly just proud that I can make it work for a while. And then I can just pretend that I can make it work for a few more days because I am married and pregnant and who the hell am I trying to impress? My husband? NEVER. (jk honey, love you forever).
2. I wash the rest of me on the regular so don’t think I am that smelly of a dirt ball. Just my hair is. (jk hair, love you forever).
What have I been doing besides washing my hair? Everything else I could think of.
Working on my pantry. All the stuff with which to organize it is now here. I just got slow. And then I decided I needed more stuff to organize. It’s getting there. While organizing it, I thought it would be awesome to organize another bottomless abyss of my home. That abyss? The COOoooOOOOoooOOAT CLOOOoooOOOOOooSET. What a shit show that thing was. It was basically a place where we..
+piled the board games that don’t fit in the two separate storage areas we have reserved for other board games (we are really into board games) .
+threw shoes, letting them form one big, horrible smelling pile on the floor. It’s cool, the horrible smelling pile was kept safe behind the closed door of the closet. This area also qualifies as a realm where two matching objects may enter, and only one may leave.
+stored coats that we wanted to come out smelling like feet.
When I say I have been organizing this closet, I mean that my mom came over and helped me take all the crap out of it. I am building myself quite the reputation for all the small spaces in this house that I just amass with crap piles of crap. We took everything out, threw a bunch away, donated a bunch, took a bunch to get dry-cleaned, and then Adam painted it. I have not put anything back in. But I did discover that we own two umbrellas when I thought we owned none. So it was like Christmas.
What else was more important than washing my hair? Cooking a bunch of food for my siblings-in-law and then eating all that food. Then I tried to make cake pops for the first time. Then I learned that I suck at cake pops. Then I spent yesterday being so exhausted that the only thing I wanted to do was watch all of the Lord of the Rings movies for the first time, back to back. Adam and I spent the whole day in our nice, cool basement, watching Frodo questing his little hobbit heart out.
And now, it is officially too late for me to wash my hair before I take Bea to her vet appointment. Thanks guys. Good teamwork.